Patreon Preview: Favorite Films Directed by an Actor.

 

This is a sneak peak at a podcast I used to be a co host for called As You Watch. On this episode we talk about our favorite movies that are directed by an actor.

** NOTE** This episode was recoreded many years ago.

Bonus Episode: The Boy and The Heron (Review)

 

While Ashley was away. The Vern's good buddy Kim took him to the theater to watch the latest from master animator, Hayo Miyazaki. The Boy and The Heron.

Movie Trivia With My Family

 

On this special bonus episode, I The Vern was joined by members of my family to play a fun game of movie trivia.

Random Thoughts with Ashley and The Vern

 

Due to some techincal issues we don't have a full episode but we still bring you a fun one that you will very much enjoy.  Ashley and The Vern talk about some movies and shows they recently watched and spend some time talking about the panels they will be atttending during Convergence in July. As a special bonus., Ashley will be singing a special theme song for our Patreon Members.

American Psycho(2000) at The Parkway Theater(Theatrical Version)

 

 Here is a short bonus episode that Ashley and The Vern recoreded at The Parkway Theater before they went on stage to host a screening of American Psycho.  It features them giving thier quick toughts about the movie.

Quick Reviews on M3GAN, The Whale, and The MovieGoer

 

The Vern goes solo for this episode to give his quick and unfiltered opinions on two feature films and a short he saw.

Thank you for listening.

Plan 9 from Outer Space (Audio Drama)

 

A while back I was asked to be on The Lair of the Unwanted Podcast to do a script read of Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space.  After wards, I took the audio file and added in sound effects and music and the end result is what you have now before you.

*** Note***  This episode was originally released back in 2019

Videodrome (1983) w/ Daniel Lackey of Musically Ignorant

 

Hello again folks

 

Ashley and The Vern brought in guest Daniel Lackey of Musically Ignorant to talk about the feature Videodrome.  A movie about a guy looking to change the programs he puts on a television network.  Only to find out that a new show he discovered is changing him, physically.

The Family Feud (As You Watch Edition)

 

I recently found an older episode of a podcast I use to host with friends of mine that I wanted to share with you.  It was called As You Watch and for this particular show.  I brought in my co host Nick Powell and these epic guests to do our own version of The Family Feud.  Now keep in mind dear listeners that I messed up with how the game was suppose to be played but I assure you that my mistakes will make for a very fun time.

Updates and quick reactions to Jackass franchise and The Northman

 

We had planned to do a live show with a guest, but due to Ashley being sick. We were not able to shoot at the studio. We tried to do live stream from our separate homes but that plan went horribly bad since we did not have the right technical issues resolved. So now you get just us for thirty minutes. Ashley and The Vern give you a quick rundown of what's happening and than they talk about some movies and shows they have been watching.

Donnie's Choice: Freaked 1993

 

Cinema Recall is back with our good friend Donnie Robert to discuss the 1993 comedy, Freaked.  Starring Alex Winter, Brooke Shields, Mr. T,  Randy Quaid  and more.  It's about a spoiled celebrity who is  ugly on the inside but is about to become the same on his outside.  

Bonus episode with Chris of Podtastic Audio.

 

Hello gang.

This episode was taken from a section of the Podtastic Audio show that The Vern was a guest on with Chris Smith.   It was a fun episode where Vern's audio editing work was discussed and at the end, played a fun movie quote guessing game.

Bonus Episode: Studio 666 (Short Review)

 

Ashley and The Vern return to bring you a short review of the new horror movie starring the band The Foo Fighters, Studio 666. It's the one where Dave Grohl gets possessed by a demon to help finish a song. Listen to what we thought in this short episode.

Bonus Reviews: Ghostbusters: Afterlife, Cowboy Bebop (2021), The Beatles: Get Back

 Hello C.R.A.C.K. heads and welcome to this bonus episode where I The Vern give you my quick thoughts on some new shit that has been released very recently.

Bonus Episode: In Bed with The Vern

 

Hello Again Everyone.

This episode appeared previously on our Patreon page.  For fun, I decided to take my chance and read some erotic stories, with a humorous twist.  It was clearly inspired by good friend of the show Nikky from Dear Nikky(Formally called In Bed With Nikky) and her award winning podcast.  She is the professional and I urge everyone to check out her show ASAP.  I found a site that features letters rejected by Penthouse as well as some odd personal ads and thought it would be a great laugh to read a few of them to you.

The episode does feature explicit talk of sex and sexual activities so if that offends you.  Don't worry we have many other shows that will offend you even more,  I love you, enjoy.

Halloween Kills Movie Review & Halloween Franchise Ranking

 

Michael Myers is back and The Vern is ready to talk about the latest sequel in this all new reboot series. Plus you get a ranking of all the Halloween franchise. All in just under 10 minutes. Enjoy.

Bonus Episode: Titane Review

 

The following episode is my random thoughts after watching the latest film by director Julia Ducournau(Raw).   Titane is a movie that will have viewers fully engaged with it or extremely angry at for wasting their time.  It's win for best picture at the Cannes Film festival certainly put this into the heads of many film buffs, but how many of you will actually watch it.    Patreons get a longer episode and your either welcome or I'm sorry.

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Be sure to check out my guest spot on  The LAMBcast where I was joined by other great film critics  who had a very fun but diverse opinions on this film.

http://www.largeassmovieblogs.com/2021/10/lambcast-604-titane.html 

I also talked about Titane on Piecing it Together Podcast with host David Rosen. We gave some good recommendations on movies that will match this unique wild ride

https://www.piecingpod.com/2021/10/15/titane-featuring-the-vern/

Get the Full Uncut Review on our Patreon page

Music in this episode is from the Titane soundtrack written and composed by Jim Williams

Malignant and more WTF Films

 Hello CRACKheads  

(Head on over to our Facebook group to learn more)

I, The Vern have recently seen Malignant(Well I saw it a few weeks ago but haven't been able to talk about it until this episode) and it got me thinking of some other great odd movies that I think may be worth your time or at least a look at the trailer for them.   Featuring reviews of Kissed, Crash and Jumbo.  Along with some shout outs to some great people who have helped out the show.

Bonus Episode: Cruella is In The Heights of Willy's Wonderland

 

Short reviews of 3 movies I saw in either theaters or at home last week

Bonus Episode: Game Show Extravaganza

 

Hello Listeners.

On this episode The Vern put together a compilation of past game shows that once appeared on our Patreon page. Below you will find time stamps and links to each player's site, so please subscribe and follow.